Socialist Sarah Palin Distributes Free Food to Children

Should be Citizen of Taxpayer money mooching state and former gubbiment employee Sarah Palin.

So Sarah Palin’s message to these kids is: laissez faire means you get to eat all the cookies, cupcakes and ice cream you want?

This is what conservatism has turned into.

@Serolf Divad:
I would think it’s perfect.

Pare down the Teabagger bullshit and it’s really “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.”

@Serolf Divad: Turns out there is such a thing as a free cookie.

If I had a kid in that school, he’d be the one that then turned around and stole the free cookies from everybody – after all, no rules! :)

@al2o3cr: Survival of the Fattest.

Pennsylvania surpasses the national average for obesity. Good news. however, the rate of obesity for P.A. children K-6 is down from 32.4% to 31.7% according to the CDC. Those kids deserve a treat!

@texrednface: And what percentage are simultaneously malnourished, I wonder.

I continue to be mesmerized and horrified (horrmerized?) by Palin’s Twitter posts. Monkeys pounding on keyboards would come up with more coherent strings of words.

@Serolf Divad: Honey, It’s ALWAYS been about that. The only difference now is that most of the erudite sophists of the right have gone on to eat cookies in the hereafter. It’s kinda hard to spin selfishness into a virtue when the driving intellectual force of your movement is provided by people like Jonah Goldberg and Thomas Friedman.

@SanFranLefty: And there would be less shit involved.

ADD: I think the word you are looking for is “Horipnotized” .

@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Emphatic stress on the first syllable.

How is anyone supposed to know what the fuck has her panties in a twist if she provides no link with her tweet?

What a twit.

@karen marie wants to know — Fucking integrity, how does it work?: The Choir is expected to know about her every move. Since you don’t, you pass the Stinque Test!

She actually used (and spelled correctly) laissez-faire? Okay, the “via” is a Palinism, I’ll grant her that.

@Nabisco: Every once in a while, the Crackberry spellcheck wins.

@Nabisco: “amidst” is too, also.

I thought it was established that Sarah Palin’s tweets are written by someone else, whose name was published online but I cann0t remember where nor can I remember what it is. A rightwing female.

@lynnlightfoot: My unconfirmed take is that her Facebook posts are written by Said Unnamed Little Helper. Her tweets, however, I consider solely her own. You just can’t make that stuff up!