Live Fast, Die Old, Screw the Corpse
Title: “Life”
Author: Keith Richards
Rank: 1
Blurb: “Keith Richards was born in London in 1943.”
Review: “If you criticize Mick to him, he’ll slit your throat.”
Customers Also Bought: “Decision Points”, by George W. Bush
Footnote: Sixty-fucking-seven in December. Everybody lost that office pool.
Life [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]
Fun facts: Keef used to do an oz. of pure powder a week, delivered free of charge by a Holocaust survivor who only expected groupies in exchange. He attributes his survival to “always knowing when enough was enough”. Oh, and he’s been clean since 1980 – meaning that Richards has been powered by booze and cigarettes alone since well before his 40s.
@Nabisco:
well now, that’s reassuring.
fun fact: he’s my neighbor!! i’ve only seen him once.
@blogenfreude:
blog, in turks and caicos.
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NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.