But she turned me into a newt!
Brett Favre’s dong is up at deadspin if anyone’s interested.
@ManchuCandidate: At least you got better.
Just don’t start eating her gingerbread house.
“Stop! You fool, that was a load-bearing candy cane!”
-The Simpsons
Logging in briefly to note that Adsense is displaying an ad for online anger management courses.
@¡Andrew!:
I’m pretty sure she doesn’t let ANYONE touch her “gingerbread house”. ;)
@redmanlaw: I’ll be home in an hour. Thanks.
This really is a full-service blog, you know that?
@Tommmcatt Thinks Masturbation Can Also Involve The Mainstream Media: I was watching a concert DVD by the Japanese art metal band Dir en Grey the other day and thought you might also appreciate it for your own reasons.
Yummmm.
Does “Budokan” have anything to do with “Boykakke”? Because if not it did this afternoon!
ZING!
More like character suicide! Keep at it dearie, you’ll get there…
@RML: DO NOT CARE ABOUT FARVE HE CUT ME OFF IN TRAFFIC IN MADISON WITH HIS BENZ AND HIS “GBMVPX3” PLATES ONCE KTHX.
(God. Farve bothers me something fierce.)
Anyway — back on topic. I may just unleash a ChainSaw-worthy rant on GOPers obsession with the media. Soon, friends.
@chicago bureau: I’m still waiting to hear your thoughts on Rahm running for Mayor – I figured that we might have a Very Special Chicago Stinque Collaboration Post created by you, HomoFascist, flippin, and BRB.
@SFL. We got about fifty people running for Mayor right now. When Rahmbo actually gets down to the post-runoff will minds be focused. (He’s just doing a listening tour now. BORING.)
@chicago bureau: When does Rahm’s listening tour get to Boys Town? He might get an earful (so to speak) there.

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