Kefauver’s Children

Are we going to see ass-kicking Christian superhero nuns, called Faith, Hope and Charity

I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THIS (for no good reason at all)!

Butchery of Sugar Sugar By the Archies

Sarah, ah Talibunny Grifter
You are the Grifter queen
And you’ve got me mocking you.
Sarah, ah Talibunny Grifter
You are the Grifter queen
And you’ve got me mocking you.

I just can’t believe the stupid that comes from you
(I just can’t believe you’re true)
I just can’t believe you think you’re the one who’s smart
(I just can’t believe you’re true)

Sarah, ah Talibunny Grifter
You are the Grifter queen
And you’ve got me mocking you.
Sarah, ah Talibunny Grifter
You are the Grifter queen
And you’ve got me mocking you.

When Juan picked you, girl, I knew how stupid it could be
(I knew how stupid it can be)
Like the light from Russia your smarts are imaginary
(Speak your nonsense over me)

Sarah, pour a little stupid on it Grifter,
Grab a little money for it baby
They’re gonna make you the Queen Clown, yeah yeah yeah
Grab a little money for it oh yeah
Grab a little money for it baby,
Grab a little money for it baby
They’re gonna make you the Queen Clown, yeah yeah yeah
Grab a little money for it oh yeah
Grab a little money for it baby,
You are the Grifter queen
And you’ve got me mocking you.
Oh Sarah, Grifter, Dumbass Famewhore ..
You are the Grifter queen…

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ:

Right? It sounds like a Frank Miller book, totally. I can see the artwork in my head. Just add a suggestion of a wimple and a cross and we are good to go.

ass-kicking Christian superhero nuns, called Faith, Hope and Charity

Attention Ian J: Sounds like excellent spin-off fodder from your Penguins series…get on it!

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Or they could be Shirley, Goodness, and Mercy.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Also the names of the daughters of former Navajo tribal chairman Peter MacDonald, who was sent to federal prison in the late 1980s on corruption charges for taking bribes in connection with the purchase of a ranch by the tribe for millions of dollars over its appraised value. His indictment and conviction led to a systemic overhaul of the Navajo Nation government that resulted in a stronger tribal council which has had the result of a consolidation of power in its hands and in the tribal bureaucracy. One of his successors later resigned rather than face trial on similar charges. The current tribal president, in response to his weak position vis a vis the council and popular discontent with the body, pulled an end run around them via the referendum process and reduced the size of the council.

Fun fact: RML covered the Navajo Revolution as a reporter for The Albuquerque Tribune, thereby getting some cred out on the rez that I can still cash in on. People think it’s cool if you were there.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ:
Heh.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: @Tommmcatt Thinks Masturbation Can Also Involve The Mainstream Media: That would be SO AWESOME. Perhaps they could use a magic ruler to destroy bad guys with one whack across the knuckles.

@flippin eck: Check, ass-kicking superhero nuns. Unfortunately, the nuns from Penguins would probably just use their ass-kicking superpowers to start up much larger numbers rackets and finally start up that choirboy prostitution service they’ve had their eyes on.

Mountain range near Eugene is known as the Three Sisters. Commonly called North, Middle and South Sister, but officially Faith, Hope and Charity.

Oh, and they’re also dead volcanos.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I would totally buy that too.

Also, it should be Faith, Hope and Charity using their wonder-triplet superpowers to thwart the evil pederasts within the church. With strap-ons and such. Or would that be too manga?

@nojo: Oh, and they’re also dead volcanos.

Well, if some Jewish carpenter guy can get resurrected, I wouldn’t count out the Three Sisters. Plus they probably have awesome knitting needles with which to wreak their vengeance upon civilization.