Man-Pants Fad Spreads to New York

I prefer the phrase “Big Boy Pants”.

Vote for Carl Paladino!
Equine Bestiality!
Is what he is into!

His Democratic strategy team are reported to be flummoxed by these attacks with no idea how to counter them. I did not see that coming.

Why doesn’t Carl just whip it out?

It’s about running a gubbiment not who’s more macho.

Given his hunger for equine bestiality, is there certainty he doesn’t have another love child out there, running around on four legs?

@SanFranLefty: I say “Big Girl Pants”, as in “I have to put on my big girl pants and drive across the scary bridges to get to PDX tonight.”

@Mistress Cynica: Well, of course, in reference to females it’s “Big Girl Pants.” I also like using the phrase “Cowgirl Up” or “Cowboy Up” to anyone whining/sniveling (can include ages 2 through 92).

Maybe Cuomo can get a license to use the likeness of Mr Ed and have a dub of Mr Ed shouting. “Carl what are you doing back there! What! Ah! Get a away from me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wilburrrrrrrrrrrr!!!”

Voice over: His name rhymes with Palimino for a reason. Think about it.