Because it’s Monday.

Eddie is less psychotic than Dr Laura.

I’d only hit Dr Laura… with a baseball bat.

I doubt that Eddie ever told an African-American woman that she shouldn’t have married outside her race.

@ManchuCandidate: She loves it like that, especially if you’re dressed like SS.

@FlyingChainSaw: I breezed through LAX security this morning wearing my Son of RML hand-tie-dyed camo shirt. The TSA goons clearly recognized me as a man they should not fuck with.

@Dodgerblue: What is it? Straight camoflage shirt? Anything else on it like a pithy saying along the lines of “I kill. I fuck the dead. I eat the survivors” ?

@Dodgerblue, Chain: It’s imprinted with a message for the Imperial Stormtroopers saying “this is not the radical for whom you are looking for.”

Eddie’s a warrior. Sorry to say I missed Maiden when they were here last month, although I would have liked to see Testament, who opened for Slayer and Megadeth here a few weeks ago. Their lead singer is an Indian dude from Cali who is included in a current show on American Indians in Pop Culture at the National Museum of the American Indian in Mellbell City. I was kind of concerted out by the end of summer, although we did go see Dir en Grey over Labor Day. Also, Slayer/Megadeth conflicted with our religious pilgrimage to the mountains last month.

I think they are the same person. ever see them together?

@Capt Howdy:

Yes, at an Iron Maiden concert once… no wait… now that I think of it, Schlessinger went off to use the bathroom right before the band brought Eddie on stage to pretend decapitate a roadie, and she came back right after Eddie left the stage.

I think she looks more like the salt monster from Star Trek, but that’s just me.

@Serolf Divad: I hung out with the Judas Priest guitarists and bass player once as a college journalist in Albuquerque. Great guys, fun and friendly. Ate dinner back stage and had a few drinks with them. Singer Rob Halford kicked me out of a closed production meeting.

@Dodgerblue: I guess you’ll be easy for me to spot in the crowd at lunchtime.

ADD: Yes, a last minute Ess Eff Stinque-up, paging WalkingStill, check your email for details.

@SanFranLefty: Camo shirt, glass of zin.

@redmanlaw: Neat. If you really want to have fun with the imperial stormtroopers, run a set that says, “Hey, TSA, Why Ur Dix So Small?” That should get a response.

@SanFranLefty:

What? When?

@Plop-Plop, Fizz-Fizz, Tommmcatt A Relief He Is!: Cafe Claude at 1 PM today. http://www.cafeclaude.com/.
Join us!

@Dodgerblue:

Poo. I will be there this weekend.

@Plop-Plop, Fizz-Fizz, Tommmcatt A Relief He Is!: Well, there will be less zinfandel up here when you get here. But you know, a person can get a drink in L.A. Let’s round up Cassandra and have one.

@Dodgerblue:
@SanFranLefty:

So sorry to miss the fun. I’ve got a telephonic status conference in my Hawaii case at 1:30. If it is short, I may try to drop by.

@Dodgerblue:

We should. And go to the bowl, that would be awesome.

@redmanlaw: Hey, tell Son of RML that he did a good job tie-dying Dodger’s shirt.

@Plop-Plop, Fizz-Fizz, Tommmcatt A Relief He Is!: Ahem. When are you here, doll?

@SanFranLefty: I shall fwd your message. I wish he had time to do some tie dye for me. I just took him over to Mrs RML’s acupuncturist to take some measurements and negotiate a fee for some light carpentry work.

@SanFranLefty:

Next Saturday…we should get together fora drink if you have a moment.

That may be the ghastliest neck I’ve ever seen on someone able to afford cosmetic surgery. No, scratch that: the ghastliest neck I’ve ever seen. period. full stop.

@lynnlightfoot:
It’s her inner ugly coming out.