Drunk Driver, Conservative Candidate & Election Fraud Artist Drops House Race
Republican icon Steve May, confessed drunk driver and election fraud artist from Arizona, dropped his pathetic write-in candidacy for the District 17 Arizona State House seat, after being vilified for recruiting homeless people to stand as straw Green Party candidates in an attempt to Naderize the Democratic vote this fall, in a way only a demented drunk could imagine would be effective.
Have another beer, Steve! Have eleven! They’re small!
Steve, besides being a drunk driver, is a complete and total asshole who exploits the homeless, enabling him to give statements like this, unbothered by any pangs of conscience that would drive any sane non-Republican to swift and conclusive suicide:
“This unique experiment in democracy has also raised my own awareness, and helped me see clearly that personal and political timing must align for a campaign to truly be successful. I spoke about the need for honest leadership, and I have determined the necessary personal alignment does not exist to continue the campaign. With great respect and gratitude for all who have supported me, I am announcing today that I am terminating the campaign and am no longer a candidate in District 17,” he wrote.
Surprisingly, the uncharacteristically sober May didn’t mention the only thing that qualified him for standing as a conservative candidate: his guilty plea to drunk driving.
Staties put May in the bag in 2009 for careening shitfaced down an Arizona interstate highway at nearly 30 mph over the limit, testing out at a blood alcohol level that qualified him for the charge of “super extreme” DUI.
The judge took a crap on May’s face when the fucktard tried to get the case dismissed. May pled guilty, drew 10 days in jail and three years probation, during which time he gets to go to a fru-fru detox in Scottsdale and take expensive drugs for alcoholism.
Clearly, if May wants to stand for election under the conservative or GOP banner he is going to have to polish his credentials. A real conservative these days would at least have a record for spouse beating, bestiality and a few exotic financial frauds or, if one wants to present the profile of a serious psychoconservative, cannibalism.
As a run of the mill drunk driver, well, there wasn’t much you could expect of May. But recruiting homeless people to stand as Green Party candidates to draw votes from Democrats – and then coaching them on their campaigns, hey, that is really fucking sick, giving us confidence in May’s future as a psychoconservative political leader.