Charlie Crist Sucks It Up

TJ especially for JamieSommers: GOP candidate for Washington Legislature backpedaling from his prior attacks on the Girl Scouts:

One might wonder why the Girl Scouts have been spared the painful attacks that have been launched upon the Boy Scouts by the Left in recent years. The reasons are simple: the Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. … If the Girl Scouts of America can’t get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.”

Wow, it really is a smackdown to see who can be the biggest pandering orange whore in DC this January.

@SanFranLefty:

We challenged the teatards to bring the kray-zee, and they’re paying off like the nickel slots.

@SanFranLefty:

I should add that’s not even the half of what that nutcase has written. He also wrote that so-called moderate Christians and Catholics don’t pray to a real Gawd, and only the Talibangelical Deity is the One True Gawd, and also about how the Talibangelicals need a final solution to the Islam Problem (I’m not making this up). Strangely, our local Republican-owned propaganda pamphlet The Seattle Times makes absolutely no mention of Herr Zeiger’s extremist views. His race against the hapless Dem incumbent is a toss-up.

Crist won’t even “come out” in favor of gay marriage, he isn’t going to issue any “ringing endorsement,” he is going to try to walk a thin line to get democrats to vote for him without angering the bubbas in the panhandle.

@Prommie: He’s just a sharp dresser. The kind of man who takes pride in his appearance. The kind of man who knows the date of Barney’s next sale. Which is what endeared him to his wife because if there’s one thing ladies like it’s a man who isn’t all handsy with them and doesn’t expect any action till maybe the 34th date. The kind of man who takes an interest in fashion and who can talk intelligently about shoes with them. A man’s man, if you will.

@Tony Blair Witch Project: I am suprised that marriage seems to be working out, he was a confirmed bachelor for so long, and you know the old bachelors develop habits and quirks that can make it hard to adapt to married life.

@Prommie: I will refrain from any kneepad and/or dungeon jokes right now.

@Prommie: Separate bedrooms–and residences–certainly help in Crist’s case.

It goes without saying of course that this newly discovered advocacy of gay rights will be forgotten faster than a Safeway grocery list.

@Tony Blair Witch Project:

A man of erudition and taste. A man who gets Brazilians after his Mani/Pedi.

A man who cares about the state of his skin. Who doesn’t find it outlandish to spend $400 for the right haircut just like… just like…

Damn! You think you’re over him. You think you’ve put the whole mess behind you. And then you’re mocking Crist for being a big fat homo for surprising new platforms and there his is, his crooked grin, that lower lip you want to bite, those shoulders made for wrestling…

I must be strong. I am. I will go to the gym and hit things. I’m better than this.

TJ/ Lesbian couple’s TN home burned in arson.

http://www.thedailytimes.com/article/20100911/NEWS/309119980

@Tony Blair Witch Project: Stay strong, darling. He was never good enough for you anyway.

@SanFranLefty: One of my biggest regrets is never getting to go to Abortion Camp. Canoeing isn’t a skill you can really use later in life, the way you can with dilation and evacuation.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: +1