And Today’s Chuck Barris Award Goes To…

Hombre Secreto!

BTW, “Maes” is a not uncommon Hispanic surname here in New Mexico (pronounces “My-ezz”), but by friend who works for Biden who used to be a Big Deal in Denver says this guy is as non-ethnic as they come.

He should have gone with “I was on loan from the CIA”. Worked for Steven Seagal… and he works for Osama bin Laden. ;)

Happy News TJ:
Okay, this made my coal heart soften, and I believe that Flippin’ was the person who introduced us to Donors Choose.

@SanFranLefty: Right Fucking On.

@SanFranLefty:

Wow, how cool. Good day to be an Educator in Cali.

@Lefty: awesome. I know Colbert was shilling for them for awhile. as well.’

Well, this ‘splains it all:
The city of Liberal confirmed Maes worked there as a police officer from Sept. 21, 1983, to July 12, 1985.

He was a Liberal cop, so it’s a liberal plot.

“Liberal rubbish.”
– from the Dead Bishop on the Landing sketch

I always think these posts are about Chuck Berry.

Sam Rockwell was naked in that movie.

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What were we talking about?

here’s a chuck barris award for ya:

sit down nojo.
the other day i had a phone conversation with….wait for it…

MRS. DAVID CASSIDY.
“c’mon let’s all get happeeeee!”

yes. her name is sue. long convoluted story about how i came to be speaking to her, which doesn’t really matter
(she wants me to work for her, a mutual friend made her call me) and now…i’m being harassed by mrs. partridge. i’m taking it until danny bonaduce’s wife comes up with something better.

@SanFranLefty: Wish I could take credit for that, but I’m not familiar with Donors Choose so it’s highly unlikely I introduced it to anyone. But thanks for the warm fuzzies from the story! It’s nice to have a change-up from furry critters and Jon Hamm once in a while.