Anchor Zombies Are a Menace to America
[Minneapolis Star Tribune, via PourMeCoffee]
The camo tie-die shirt that I got from Son of RML is effective against zombies.
@Dodgerblue:
chainsaws.
@Capt Howdy: Mounted on the end of a 10 foot length of chain. You duct-tape down the safety and swing it over your head with everything you got. You have to keep the swing speed up to a good pace to slice through the zombies instead of getting buried in one of them and giving any others attacking you a chance to eat your brains. With much shorter chains, you can use this technique with two chainsaws but you have to be in good shape to pull it off.
@Capt Howdy: The Project Rungay lads gave your shoes a shout-out.
@mellbell:
oh dear god. Im hip.
if they could only see me today. fluorescent pink pride shirt, cut off bib overalls and Vibrams.
@Capt Howdy: Pictures please.
@Capt Howdy: Second Benedick’s motion for a picture. Your outfit sounds indescribable.
@Capt Howdy: Howdy’s a rodeo clown?
“The rubber butt pad is a good fit.” – Why you guys should watch gun reviews on TV.
Back from doing groovy Indian stuff in the ancestral homeland. Update to follow at Martini-thirty RML Daylight Time.
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