Take Two Of These And Call Us In The Morning

I’ll take the alt text advice.

U! S! AAAAAAA!!!!!

When your founders stated separation of church and state. They should have included idiots as well.

also useful for biting

Is there a portable version that I can just wrap around my head as I go through my day?

@ManchuCandidate: Something you said triggered Mel Gibson movies to come up in the not-MSNBC Amazon window. Heh.

Whatsamatter, Nojo, puppy pictures didn’t work?

@SanFranLefty: I also have a fine selection of Mel’s movies – unfortunately no Mad Max – in the Amazon ad, but the not-MSNBC ad is telling me to invest in oil and gas wells. The ad mentions a High Return Potential. Somebody mistaking Stinque for the Carlyle Group?

stupid movie but this still makes me laugh every time I see it

hit the pillow

@Capt Howdy: Ex-gay therapy at its finest.

@Prommie: Believe it or not, Nojo and I did not coordinate on these two back-to-back posts, though they raise identical themes. I’m sure he wrote this one hours before I wrote the puppeh post.

@Capt Howdy: No pillow fucks with Robert DeNiro.

@FlyingChainSaw:
not twice anyway

@SanFranLefty: Great minds and all that.

@Capt Howdy:

Hear Hear!

@SanFranLefty: Good thing I didn’t run with my alternate idea: Kitties.

But I already did that. Two years ago. After the DNC credentials meeting.