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Ladies and gentlemen, the inevitable Apple Daily animation.
Chickens! They left out the bust.
@Walking Still: Keef was even more chicken when he left out the home greeting on his show tonight.
Whoa! This flew under the radar–the Mexican Supreme Court legalized marriage equality today.
¡Viva México!
@Original Andrew: This flew under the radar
So did Ted Stevens!
Comedy equals tragedy plus twelve hours.
Roger Ebert is twittering ideas for Steven Slater T-shirts.
Just realized that smirking grin on Steven Slater’s mug makes him look like Michael Kors’ little brother. Maybe he’ll get a gig as a guest judge on Project Runway. His experience in designing uniforms can’t hurt.
@Original Andrew: “Stop Gay Married Mexicans from streaming across our Sacred Borders!” Coming soon.
@redmanlaw: It’s way mind-blowing, and the Court’s vote wasn’t even close, with 9-2 in favor.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.