Maru In Slow Mo …


What? You were freaked out about the original headline? Don’t come looking to me for help — if I haven’t lost half the audience through obscurity, I haven’t done my job.

Opens with the classic Maru Harrier Jump Jet exit. Oh, the ultrabadness!

Michele Bachmann in the not-teh-MSNBC ad.

It must have been the reference to “freaked out” that did it.

Just when you think the Maru series can’t get any better.

Geek buys a lot of stuff to get boxes for his pussy.

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