Annals of Spontaneous Combustion
Rahm Emanuel has been documented referring to Washington as “Fucknutsville” since at least November 2008. Why it’s suddenly today’s hot Twitter meme is beyond us. But heck, buy the mug.
“Dipshitburg”?
This is probably as good a place as any to mention the short film I worked on as part of Penguins 3 (which opens this Saturday, for any Seattle Stinquers reading this). It’s highly sacrilicious. The title? A Children’s Book of Revelations.
Special secret bonus detail: the opening scene takes place in my living room.
@IanJ: My favorite part is Daisy as the Beast.
Daisy is, as you may have guessed, about 10 inches long, from nose to tail, and ridiculously cute. She made a good Beast.
@IanJ:
Brilliant!!!
@IanJ: A “Whore of Babylon” children’s pageant would be awesome.
@IanJ: I think the video deserves its own post here…
@SanFranLefty: Knock yourself out. I’d love to see this thing become popular. I’ll go down in the annals of history as a grip on a tiny but hilarious production.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.