Phyllis Diller is 93
She’s alive, although Dick Cheney might beat her to the grave:
Hee. Dick Cheney would be in my death pool, but the man JUST WILL NOT DIE.
@chicago bureau:
Hell keeps sending him back because the devil doesn’t want the competition.
TJ / Am I the only one that gets just a little glee from reading this? Anti-tax pigfuckers reverting to the 19th century…
phyllis…a TRUE pioneer for women comics. i want a ringtone with her laugh. she has her “fang” i have my ratbastard. she’s one of my idols…
stay alive phyl ! go be dead, dicky.
@al2o3cr: Subsidized roads are socialism. So are subsidized libraries, schools, police and fire departments. But subsidies to big Ag and oil companies are patriotic. Get with the program.
@ManchuCandidate: I thought Hell is the undisclosed location.
@Walking Still:
Could be but I suspect that Satan doesn’t even want him to visit.
@ManchuCandidate: If Old Nick can have a fling with Saddam, he might let Cheney come down for some duck hunting.
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