South Carolina Douchebag Derby Update

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what happened to pretense?

Oh, ewww! I don’t even want to talk about the flashbacks that horrific bag gave me. Thanks, Nojo! You’re on a roll. Just wish Mom could see the alt text.

I mentioned on another site that cannot be named, that we really should kick this State out of the union. Begin the process by transporting our mostest powerful artillery and tactical rockets to Fort Sumter, and comence the forcible secession with a firing from, as opposed to on, said Fort.

“The fact that Knotts supports her closeted gay homophobe opponent is completely irrelevant to his judgment, of course.” Fixed.

@Prommie: Hey, you had not one but TWO chances already and the feds blew it both times. SC is the only state to secede twice (the first time under Jackson).

@Prommie: Charleston is well overdue for an earthquake.

Sikh and ye shall find.

@Benedick: Nojo’s been talking about adding a rimshot button; perhaps he ought to be looking into a groan button as well.

@mellbell: Thanks for reminding me. Slow day, time for a long-delayed chore.

Right column, below the poll.

Said Mr. L on seeing picture on TPM of Nikki Haley on left and corpulent male on right, “No need to tell me who that is, it’s TruckKnotts.”

@nojo: Yay!

Jake Knotts is living proof that pig-faced white trash can put on a suit and tie but is still nothing more than pig-faced white trash–excuse me, willfully ignorant pig-faced white trash.

@lynnlightfoot: and, cue the rimshot!

So, if she’s a secret furrin GILF, does that make her “one Sikh fuck”?

@Nabisco: and, cue the rimshot! for “one Sikh fuck.” It’s beginning to look as if she is that.

@Jesuswalksinidaho: They do all have those little piggy eyes, the piggy jowls, there is a look to the fucking fucktards.