Oliver’s Story Continues

Quitters.

Al had a problem with his hockey stick.

I always wonder, in cases like this, what kind of 20-something intern really wants to take a joyride with some politico who’s old enough to be her dad. Are they power-hungry? I don’t get it.

@IanJ:

well
lots of 20 somethings want to take a ride with or on someone old enough to be their father its not the sole realm of the intern.

experience speaking here.

@IanJ: Those days are long past, but one could’ve done worse than Senator Al.

I blame Rielle Hunter.

@IanJ: @Capt Howdy:

Yah, some young ones like the had of experience, that’s for sure. Hot is hot.

Crybaby:

BP CEO Tony Hayward said on Sunday, “There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back.”

No doubt the fish, wildlife, and residents of the Gulf Coast feel the same same way, asshat. What, did you have to miss Cannes?

HOORAY!!!!!! Another closeted Republican outed for the good of huge manatees everywhere! Mark Kirk (R IL). You can read all about it here while I go outside to skip about the garden.

@Mistress Cynica: Dear God, he’s going to miss Henley!

@Capt Howdy:

Do tell… (bowchickawowwow)

And sweet FSM, after 40 years just stay married for fuck’s sake. Open the relationship, do whatever. Especially if you’re a couple of significant means and own multiple residences in different states. Why bother with the massive expense of divorce? It’s not like they’re down to cat food and candles.

@Benedick: As the Illinois Stinquers no doubt recall, his primary opponent ran a hilariously unsubtle radio ad about Kirk having the gay homosexual.

@Benedick:
“In the Navy you can sail the seven seas!! In the Navy…”

When it rains, it pours.

@IanJ: He is not a politico anymore, he’s a globe-trotting showbiz celebrity with Oscar nominations and a Nobel Peace Prize.

Tipper, she’s just an old broad, though, it happens, she mighta got in touch with the old high school flame on Facebook, it could happen.

@Prommie: Or maybe, just maybe, Tipper is the one who found a sweet young thing twenty years her junior.

@flippin eck:

Yoga instructor. Or Pilates maybe.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Straight men do not do Pilates.

@flippin eck: Of course. The pool boy could have complimented her and she could have returned the favor by throwing him a teeth-rattling fuck.

@flippin eck:

Perhaps – but how does one talk dirty to one of the founders of the PMRC? :)