Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Boozers

Ladies and gentlemen, your candidate for the Republican nomination for Alabama treasurer:

Yes, Young Boozer is my real name. I was named after my father who first made his name as a football star for the University of Alabama. My father was named after his father who served as Mayor of Samson, Alabama.

Which makes him Young Boozer III. And his son — we’re not making this up — is Young Boozer IV.

Oh, and guess who he’s running against tonight?

Alabama Treasurer GOP Primary: Young Boozer Vs. George Wallace [TPM]

Normally, I’m not one to oppose boozers but George Wallace is a funny guy.

Christ, I had to call a guy named Randy Pun today. Really?

@IanJ: $180 bucks and 5 minutes in front of a judge would clear that up.

Lift operator at Santa Fe ski area was laughing his ass off as I was boarding. A season pass holder named “Dick Little” has just gone up.

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