Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Boozers
Ladies and gentlemen, your candidate for the Republican nomination for Alabama treasurer:
Yes, Young Boozer is my real name. I was named after my father who first made his name as a football star for the University of Alabama. My father was named after his father who served as Mayor of Samson, Alabama.
Which makes him Young Boozer III. And his son — we’re not making this up — is Young Boozer IV.
Oh, and guess who he’s running against tonight?