We’re Doomed

Not everyone is endorsed by a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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Mike Lee = Santorum clean-up?
Why am I not surprised? I just hope Mike Lee wipes the santorum off his face before his next presser.
Hahahahaha! First they get teabagged, then Santodomized. I guess he’s due for a dirty Sanchez.
But is there reciprocity? Does Mike Lee officially endorse santorum and the unnatural acts that create it? Is santorum even legal in Utah?
@PedonatorUSA: Mike Lee never met an unnatural act he didn’t like.
@JNOV: I don’t think Rick Sanchez’ “isn’t it too cold in Iceland for volcanoes” comment merits calling him “dirty”, counselor. Or dragging him into the cesspool of political despair that is Mike Lee (R), for that matter.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.