Everybody in the Office Has Seen His Penis
“Rolando Negrin, a TSA employee at Miami International Airport, was arrested for aggravated battery after he attacked a colleague, in response to coworkers poking fun at the size of his penis during a body-scanning machine training session.” [TPM]
this is a case study in over reaction.
sans his little assault stunt this would have been know to a few locals.
he can always get another job. but NOW. he has become an internet star and everyone on earth knows about his pathetic little buddy.
@Capt Howdy: I like the concept of the Clerks/Jay and Silent Bob inaction figures.
@Capt Howdy: Way too fucking awesome.
@Capt Howdy: @redmanlaw: The great MST3K did a similar gag with an action figure Hamlet (go to the 5:30 mark).
@flippin eck: A neat trick I recently discovered is that you can add a time tag (for example, #t=5m30s) to the end of a video link, and it will jump to that point in the video when people follow the link. Voila!
I miss MST3K. It was truely one of the great forerunners of snark. Plus, when I watched it stoned…wow. Just so funny.
@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Well, there’s always Rifftrax.
@JNOVjr:
I like the puppets though. Especially when I’m, uh, never mind.
Hugs not drugs. Just say no. That’s what I meant to say.
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