Mike Lee Smokes Poll

Jesus. If I wanted to read shit about that raging turd I’d be at Wonkette.

HA! Mike Lee, total sodomite. STOP SMOKIN’ THEM DICKS, MIKE. Haha, that’s a good one…

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Speaking of sodomites, a TJ: OMFG if ENDA passes US-America will turn into Canada City!!!!

In other sodomite news, Wisconsin church tracks homo-fascists so you don’t have to.

@Benedick: Wow, I know Generalissimo was popular, but who knew he had a whole website dedicated just to watching him. Go HF!!

@Benedick: I was thinking about an expression you used the other day to explain why actresses date stagehands, and I think it would make a great band name: The Reliable Erections. “Hey! Let’s go see the Reliable Erections tonight!”

@rptrcub: Wow, that was one fucked up “interview”.

@Benedick: We urge you to pray for the sodomites with a compassionate heart that those who are not yet reprobate will become adopted into the family of God as forgiven, blood-washed followers of Jesus Christ.

Keep your fingers crossed, Covenant Pilgrims, but don’t hold your breath. Not only do I not believe in your God, I think your idea of welcoming me into your fellowship with a bloodbath is disgusting, not to mention unsanitary.

@Dodgerblue: Hey, I’d go see the Reliable Erections any night!

(Not that I can’t see them at home, at all times of day or night, often at totally inappropriate times.)

@Mistress Cynica: I particularly like the ring of “the sodomite agenda”. It just sort of rolls off the tongue. I’m signing up for that right now.