Famous Jewish Sports Legends
They abbreviate themselves JASP, which is probably why they didn’t go with Jewish Americans for Palin. But we’ll let that pass, because we’re fascinated by their mission statement:
Though not at present a candidate for any political office, Gov. Palin’s track record in public office has been exemplary…
That would include:
- Wasilla City Council, 1992-1996
- Wasilla Mayor, 1996-2002
- Alaska Governor, December 2006-July 2009
Wasilla’s population in 2000 was 5,570. Alaska’s population in 2008 was 686,293. Eighteen U.S. cities hold more souls than the largest government Palin briefly ran — including San Francisco (808,976). Nancy Pelosi has more claim to represent real Americans than Sarah Palin.
But we digress. Because really, with a mission statement like that, we need only ask: Is that the best you can do?
Jewish Americans for Sarah Palin
Well, I guess someone’s got to represent the 18% of Jews who would vote for Palin vs. the 70% who would vote for Obama if the 2012 election were held today.
@Serolf Divad: It’s the Podhoretz/Wolfowitz wing, no doubt.
Major qualification #1: NOT BLACK.
Major qualification #2: Loves Israel THIS much. Only quibble is the whole support Israel so ALL the jews can move there and get blowed up by the ANGRY Ayrabs to start Armagiddumb so that her sect of Xtian fundiness gets to sent to Heben via the Rapture.
I still don’t get that. Seems, just a touch problematic. If I were Jewish, I would really not like the idea that I get vaporized so some ignorant oblivious fat dumbass goyem goes to heaven. And why would I support someone who did?
*Upon further reflection, I’m thinking that those that do presume they can “control” the dummies and prevent Armageddumb. Well, good luck with that. See GOP and Fundies today…
@ManchuCandidate: Mutually Assured Idiocy.
There aren’t a lot of Jews where I live wearing the “I Support The Dumb Shiksa” pins.
@Dodgerblue:
it IS a pamphlet!
Famous Jewish Sports Legends
Sports –> Individual
Inspired by the leaflet in the film ‘Airplane.’
Jamie Gold
Gambler
Jason Marquis
Baseball Player
Larry Brown (NBA)
Basketball Coach
Marv Levy
Football Coach
Jordan Farmar
Basketball Player
Dolph Schayes
Basketball Player
Oksana Baiul
Figure Skater
Steve Stone
Baseball Player
Steve Yeager
Baseball Player
David Beckham
Soccer Player
Louis ‘Red’ Klotz
Basketball Playe
Lyle Alzado
Football Player
Jay Fiedler
Football Player
Hank Greenberg
Baseball Player
Max Baer
Boxer
Shawn Green
Baseball Player
Shep Messing
Soccer Player
Jerry Reinsdorf
Sports Executive
Pete Sampras
Tennis Player
Jeff Halpern
Hockey Player
Red Auerbach
Basketball Coach
Sasha Cohen
Figure Skater
Sarah Hughes
Figure Skater
Moe Berg
Baseball Player
Sandy Koufax
Baseball Player
Sid Gillman
Football Coach
Joe Weider
Bodybuilder
Mark Spitz
Swimmer
lyle alzado?? bekham?? whatever…it is indeed a pamphlet.
ps…i had to google, which i almost never do. well blow me down:
lyle alzedo is in fact a jew and the reason bekham always wears long sleeves is to cover up his tatoos–written in hebrew!
manchu…you are so funny! i wonder if we can use the wayback machine to read of my experience with a group of rapture-ites at masada. when i told them i hoped they would die soon, they thanked me profusely.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
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¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Hoo boy, I’m guessing now former Tr666p lawyer Abracadabra *did not* get paid upfront in cash,…