So Long, Farewell, Until We Meet Again
Stormy stands down:
I am not running for the US Senate because I am an adult entertainment star. I am not running for the US Senate for the same reason that so many dedicated patriots do not run — I can’t afford it. On this day in particualar, we should all take time to reflect on the loss to our country that comes from the sad fact that those who may truly desire to contribute to our society are barred by those who only seek to unjustly profit off it.
But she’s not giving up:
And while I will not be participating in this campaign, I do not expect to go quietly into the good night. I will be looking for opportunities to fight for fairness for hardworking people everywhere. And I will continue to talk about the need for fiscal and personal responsibility. We will keep fighting so that one day the voices of the dishwashers, cashiers, bus drivers and porn stars will be heard just as loudly as those of the lawyer, the banker and the insurance company executive. This is my pledge. This is our fight.
The Men of Stinque thank you for your tireless efforts, Stormy.
Well, half the Men of Stinque.
Stormy Daniels Not Running For Senate [TPM]
We will keep fighting so that one day the voices of the dishwashers, cashiers, bus drivers and porn stars will be heard just as loudly as those of the lawyer, the banker and the insurance company executive.
That is SO beautiful. *sniff* It should join the ranks of “I have a dream…” and “Ask not what your country can do for you.”
She is wonderfully pnuematic.
suddenly I am craving a glass of milk.
@Mistress Cynica: If you don’t turn the sound down, aren’t porn stars already heard rather loudly?
@Prommie: I can haz uplift?
@Mistress Cynica: She sure nailed the Republican voter demographic.
Those bewbies have more than a life of their own, they friggin’ went to Harvard, became Rhodes Scholars, wrote several best-selling novels, and we’re having trouble getting them to retire from their job at the U.N. because the JUST WON’T QUIT, baby!
Whootah!
ADD: What is the “half” bullshit? You straight guys are firmly in the minority here.
Wonderfully pnuematic, and like General Dreedle’s nurse, she has nipples like bing cherries. Groan.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Rough estimate. I haven’t done a, um, head count.
@Prommie: Big, luscious, ripe, juicy cherries. Pert, upstanding, succulent, tempting cherries. MMMmmmmm.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I’m practically straight.
@Benedick: Guys. I’m trying to work.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
You guys see on FB that I named my plastic turkey decoy “Stormy”?
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