Sunday Stormy Report
My pal oyster checks in from the SRLC in New Orleans:
Most importantly, there was no word yet on whether potential Senate candidate Stormy Daniels will make a surprise appearance at the conference. (Wild rumors were circulating yesterday that she wanted to meet Sarah Palin and perhaps lay some groundwork for an eventual endorsement.) Stormy recently made a highly publicized switch from the Democratic party to the Republican party in the wake of the embarrassing RNC/Voyeur club scandal.
Stormy is not enthralled by the steep cost of admission to the event, but that’s what voters like about her– her inherent frugality.
Ms. Daniels, please consider the upside. Wouldn’t it be great to see all the top faces in the GOP– conservative luminaries like Newt Gingrich, Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin? “Porn queen meets former beauty queen”– that headline’s worth the price of admission right there. Also, you could talk with activists about abolishing income taxes, protecting children from sex predators, and the necessity of electing true, responsible conservatives in 2010.
Plus, I’m sure there’s tons of undersexed men at a Republican conference, so you could casually mention your next adult film project:Filthy Bad Lieutenant: Port of Callgirls, New Orleans (which is still in development, as I understand it). Like the recently signed nuclear arms reduction pact with Russia, this appears to be a “win win” situation. But I wouldn’t recommend using that particular example.