The International Vegetarian Conspiracy

isn’t this asshat actually from vegetable country?

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’d sure like to stick a carrot up his ass.

Fucking San Francisco Board of Supes voted this week to decree weekly Meatless Mondays. Citizens yawned and returned to their artisinal prosciutto.

Meanwhile, where’s Dodger? Your city is crazy smoggy today. Can’t you do something about that?

Big HSUS supporter: Rush Limbaugh. Also, PETA gets Rush money.

ARISE, ye vegans of frustration!
ARISE, lacto-ovo of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A rice-bean world’s in birth !

@SanFranLefty: Monday? That’s the 2d worst day of the week (after Sunday) to refrain from delicious, delicious animal flesh.

@Jamie: I thought Friday would be more logical, what with all the Irish, Italian, and Latino Catholics here in The City.

@SanFranLefty: Yeah, ditto. And, y’know, the city being named after a Catholic and whatnot.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: mmmmm …bacon ….

@SanFranLefty: Uh, preparing for trial. The air will need to take care of itself for a couple of weeks.

@Dodgerblue: Make them sorry they showed up.

@Dodger: Stick it to the man!

I didn’t know y’all were such enthusiastic puppy-haters carnivores. Sheesh.