She Will Always Be With Us …

Orly, your favorite lawyer-dentist:

In her latest quest to reveal President Obama’s “true” birthplace and have him removed from office, birther queen Orly Taitz has filed motions trying to combine her lawsuits with one filed byseveral attorneys general challenging the constitutionality of health care reform.

In a motion to intervene filed in a Florida court this week, Taitz asked to be added to the health care lawsuit with the attorneys general.

“It is readily apparent that Dr. Taitz is an interested party in this litigation,” the motion reads. “Dr. Taitz as a medical provider has a direct and immediate interest in this present lawsuit, and this interest will not be fully protected by the present parties.”

Birther Queen Tries to Horn in on AG’s Health Care Lawsuit [TPM]

Borrowed from the Little Shop of Horrors Dentist!

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like rantin’ about blacks who ran for office
I’d sue all my friends, and when I was done
I’d ignore the warrants and cry it’s unfair
That’s when my mama said

What did she say?

She said, “My girl, I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural insanities pay
You’ll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin’ things pain
Girl, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament’s wrong for psychiatry
And the law would suit you still less
Girl, be a dentist
You’ll be a success

Here she is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch her suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
Now a lawyer and she’ll never ever be any good
Who wants their briefs done by Natasha Fatale?

Is it just me or are you guys suddenly posting like mad fiends today?

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: “You guys” meaning Your Benevolent Overlords? Picked up the pace a few weeks ago, actually, following the introduction of Shorty posts. I’m still happy hitting a five-post daily quota, but it’s easier now to pile on.

@nojo: And I’ve been largely useless these past few … and iPads make you ‘stabby’? Zuh?

@blogenfreude: Stabstabstabstabstab…

iPhones, on the other hand, make me pokey. Larger screen, different experience.

(Note to Benedick: Message received, but I’m geeking out on video of the iPhone OS4 announcement right now. I’ll take care of things once I’m finished being awed.)

@nojo: So you are underwhelmed by iPad? Plz clarify …

@blogenfreude: No, I’m quite infatuated with it. Wonderful gadget, for those who need a gadget like this. Like me.

“Stabby” here refers to your primary mode of interaction: All you’re doing most of the time is stabbing the screen, especially while typing. Like now.

@blogenfreude: For example: I just watched the 60-minute iPhone OS4 presentation. In the past, I’d start it on the laptop, head for the couch, and watch it from the other side of the room. Workable, but not optimal. Watching it on the iPad instead is a lot more pleasant.

Even if OS4 won’t run on my original iPhone. That was bound to happen sooner or later…

@nojo: Darling, your totally work-related and non-gadget iPad gizmo is clearly saving you hours of WORK in posting this tribute to Orly. Bravo.

Orly is iNuts. But then who isn’t?

Suddenly I feel like I’m addressing Buck Rogers. Do you live in a cave, Sir?

@Benedick: Yes, I saved a great deal of time on this post. Especially since Bloggie wrote it.

And for the record, my residences are always referred to as the Batcave. I think I’m on Batcave IV by now.

Isn’t she supposed to be in jail for contempt of court or something? Or has she made so much money from lawyering and dentisting that the $20K fine was chump change?

Re: iPadophilia: I’m getting there. Inch by inch, etc.


Most of those wingnuts make huuuuuuge bank from their nuttery. But I have a feeling that Orly may be the rare exception: the nutter who’s crazy enough that she simply doesn’t understand how to cash in on her notoriety and turn it into gold. In other words, she’s the rare famous semi-notorious wingnut who actually believes her own bullshit.

@Serolf Divad: I think she has a huge future in neonazi necrobestial porn. Those strong hands and massive teeth. The twisted gaze. She’s a natural.

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