FEMA Camps Are So 2007

Oh for God’s sake let’s just round the wingnuts up already! All this foreplay is getting tedious.

Oh shit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/26/south-korea-navy-ship-sin_n_514705.html

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I just hope they have separate FEMA camps for wingnuts and libtards. I don’t think I could handle the Wal-Mart decor in the wingnut camps.

@ManchuCandidate: No shit! Is Kim trying to go out with a bang, not a whimper?

@Pedonator:
Probably. Doesn’t help that most of what will be needed is in the Persian Gulf right now.

Weekly World News didn’t go away, it just morphed into WorldNetDaily.

@nojo:
Except Bat Boy is the editor.

@ManchuCandidate: I was going to say Ed Anger, but I like yours better.

@ManchuCandidate:
was reading this yesterday

Resistance against N. Korean regime taking root, survey suggests

he will not go quietly. IMO.

@ManchuCandidate:

So what happens if it gets hot up in there? Should the US stay out of it? Is this a “noble war”?

What the fuck would Obama do with something like that?

Geez, I do NOT envy this president.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Coming on a day when Obama announced a deal with the Russkies to cut our nuclear arsenals by 1/3…

Which still leaves enough to blow up the world a few times over, but still.

Anyway, if it really heats up he will absolutely get us involved. Don’t we still have thousands of troops to protect in S. Korea? Oh, and, um, I guess, the South Koreans themselves.

@ManchuCandidate: Yonhap reported earlier that a South Korean ship fired shots toward an unidentified target in the direction of North Korea. The military official confirmed that shots were fired but said the object detected by radar may have been a flock of birds.

Take that, unidentified target! Jeez guys, one of the fundamental rules of firearms is to always be sure of your target. Seems pretty jittery to be firing at radar blips.

@Pedonator: Save the Animators!

The Koreas regularly trade shots, with casualties, don’t lets overexcite ourselves here, though possibly 100 dead is the worst I have ever heard by an order of magnitude.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: seems to me, we have no choice about going to war, if war breaks out with NK, what with there being some tens of thousands of US troops at the border and all.

@Pedonator: Speaking of Obama, treaties and Russia — will this add more grist to the mill to create a real-life (and film) remake of Seven Days in May?

@ManchuCandidate: @Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: @Prommie:
I mostly agree with Prom – this shit happens on a fairly regular basis. Kim is bat shit crazy, and capable of a lot, but the scary thing I think is that the current ROK President is a hard liner. I was over there when KDJ was in power, and he was a capable manager of tensions.

That survey is definitely thought provoking, although the authors acknowledge that the sample bias is huge. Do you know what it takes to actually get to the Yalu, cross it, and survive long enough to be interviewed by “foreigners” (even South Koreans are, despite the kinship, “foreigners” by DPRK law)?

KDJ tried his best to engage the North, and Noh was a suitable follow on; I was shocked when I heard he killed himself. Yes, we have tens of thousands, the ROK has (hundreds?) of thousands, and the DPRK has their minions. But if they started trading rockets, it would be very very messy.

Not long ago, the South Koreans sunk a North Korean mini-sub, killing all aboard. Srsly, its not much noticed, but they do shoot and kill each other a lot.

Just like the US and USSR did, as recently as the 60s and 70s. We shot down many USSR planes, I believe we seriously damaged one of their submarines once, and really, do we know, why the Thresher and Scorpion sunk? Do we know what KAL 007 was retaliation for?

just purchased some synthetic pot when I was out at lunch. which is not illegal. not for another three weeks.
very curious. anyone have any experience with this? I cant try it till the cocktail hour.

It’s just like when Hitler ordered the Germans to purchase health coverage from private, for-profit companies in an elaborate and hopelessly complex insurance reform scheme… my gawd, the nightmares.

My assumption has always been that, even if their nuke arsenal couldn’t be wiped out, they’d probably be unable to deliver a warhead. I’ve also believed that given the overwhelming force against them, they’d probably be defeated pretty quickly – but I remain open to being disabused of these ideas.

@Capt Howdy: Just pray its nothing like the also-legal salvia divinorum I once bought.

@Prommie:
I had to know.
I will report.

btw
I think the fact that they are making it ILLegal in a couple of weeks is a good sign. for quality I mean.

We see a lot of those Public Health Service commissioned corps types out here detailed to the Indian Health Service, which is under DHHS. They look like Navy guys and have similar ranks, although everyone seems to be a Commander. The wear white shirts, black pants, a dress uniform jacket with stripes on the cuff and a white officer’s hat with a black visor. They tend to be administrators, although I’ve seen PHS nurses, docs and optometrists.

Heading into the office to salvage the day.

@Capt Howdy: A little research indicates that K-2 and Spice and those synthetics use a chemical called JWH-018 , its very similar to THC, and users say its good, like hash. There are reports that it builds tolerance, though.

News reports around here have the cops saying that it will immmediately make you go psycho, murder your parents with an ax, and rape your neighbor. You know, the same reaction pot invariably produces in its users.

@Prommie:
I guess I did it wrong when I visited a friend in SoCal, hung out with him as he smoked up for several hours and ended up with a mild contact high.

All we did was buy like $100 bucks worth of In’N Out and eat it all.

@Prommie:
excellent.
I did no research at all. I only found out about it this morning and dashed out to buy some.

@ManchuCandidate:
oh god. I miss In “N Out sooooo much.

@Capt Howdy: Back in Oregon, I would see carefully cropped bumper stickers reading “In-N-Out Urge”. Since the chain itself doesn’t operate there, it took me awhile to get the joke.

@ManchuCandidate: Duuuude, come on, be wild, young, free and dumb, get your head, outta your tail, to quote Mojo Nixon. From the incredible song, “Don Henly Must Die.” Its on the same album as “Destroy all Lawyers.”

Ya have to go back to the first album for “I ain’t gonna pee in no jar.”

@nojo:

Speaking of Oregon, here’s a sign o’ the times:

With lottery profits down, Oregon will make big cuts in gambling addict programs

@Capt Howdy: Now that its about to be illegalizated, I think I should stock up as well; from what I see, its more expensive than the real stuff, though. Manufacturer must have awesome legal bills, kinda like the Girls Gone Wild legal bills.

@Prommie:

He he. You know they have “Guys Gone Wild” too, right?

@Prommie:

Erowid linky

I seem to recall reading that there were two problems:

– selling even chemical analogs of Schedule I drugs gets the Feds pissed

– there’s essentially no regulation (they sell it as “herbal incense” and are shocked, *shocked* I tell you, that people smoke it) and so there’s occasional instances of idiots buying really nasty shit and having problems

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Yeah, but, like, there’s nothing shocking about guys going wild, you know? Thats the appeal of girls gone wild, girls aren’t supposed to, according to those old outdated sexist stereotypes and norms.

@Prommie: I dunno. Kinda interesting when Joe Francis ogles the dudes.

Oh oh oh, Palin, dressed as a dominatrix, is giving a televised speach for McCain, and someone on DU says she said “John McCain is a spaceman,” apparently thinking he was an astronaut, and was captured and spent 5 years in a lunar POW camp.

Fucktard.

@Prommie: captured and spent 5 years in a lunar POW camp.

That explains everything.

@Prommie:
Damn Moon Cong.

@ManchuCandidate: Problem is, they forgot to remove the anal probe.

@Prommie:
not cheap
but my intent as well.

@Prommie: I’m only seeing this now, AC360 at 730AM, and the thing is, she not only is working off the same fucking “aw shucks” script, but there is Mumbles, as completely uncomfortable as ever. One difference? He’s reading from the same script.

Talk about Neville Chamberlain. Mumbles is completely shameless, he’s a Golf Course Whore.

@Capt Howdy: Any report? I tried, what I could find was something called “Triad,” and something called “Sphere.” I am waiting, you go first.

@al2o3cr: Erowid, he he, yeah, thats a great source, I check it before I swallow anything.

@Nabisco: I has heard about golf course whores. Ladies out there, beware, maybe this has something to do with Tiger, Golf, as a hobby, gives a man the excuse to be away for 5 hours at a time, just the perfect amount of time.

@Nabisco: Hey, can you stream ESPN radio where you’re at? Also, you can go to streamingradioguide.com to see where you can listen to Jim Rome on the webtubes.

@Promnight: Fishing, too.

@redmanlaw: I thought Rome was subscription only? I’ll take a look.

Lots of USAmerica media is blocked for streaming outside some region or another. I can watch painfully slow buffering of the Daily Show, but can’t watch anything on Hulu or Netflix. I’ve been told that xtube and other pron is available, however…

@Promnight:
the thresher and the scorpion imploded from a “hot leak”
just watched a nat geo about it.
didn’t stop anyone from blaming the ruskies though.
the remote controlled mini sub that proved this was the one james cameron used to poke around the titanic.

@Capt Howdy:
synthetic weed? never heard of it. WHY would anyone bother?
it’s a damn weed, you throw a seed in a pot and it grows, like a weed.
i shudder to think what it is you purchased.
here’s what i just planted with seeds from amsterdam…

http://www.buydutchseeds.com/product_info.php?ref=359&products_id=55&affiliate_banner_id=1

white widow..winner of the esteemed High Times cannabis cup 2007.

@baked: MILF weed?

@Nabisco:
can’t see linque!

@baked: D’oh! Try it again. Snoop Dogg singing your praises!