Intellectual Republicans
Tweety just said he was going to have an “intellectual” Republican on to talk about conservative violence … John Shadegg:
And then there’s this:
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Tweety needs to pick up a dictionary.
So did the teabagger who sent the anti-HCR screed and white powder to Anthony Wiener’s office use the socialist U.S. Postal Service?
On a lighter note, Barry considers buying Mittens and TurdBlossom’s books but opts for children’s books instead.
ADD: Barry is in a good mood, joking this morning that he wanted a T-shirt with Plugz’s bill-signing comment on it.
TJ: Was it karenmarie or Cynica who noted Paul Pelosi’s shirt unbuttoned to the third button?
Nancy Pelosi is married to Mandy Patankin?
@SanFranLefty: GOP SF-Values tantrum in 3, 2, 1 …
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Who cares, given his bank account and taste, I want him to take me shopping and buy me a few new frocks.
Thank goodness Shadegg is retiring this year.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: They’ll send someone just as dumb – mark my words.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head:
I sold Mandy Patankin an exercise bike in the 80s when I was between jobs and working at Paragon Sports in NYC.
nice guy.
ps
they loved my lighting. said it looked like christmas in hell. thats a compliment.
@SanFranLefty: Yeah, I take credit for highlighting that.
I never realized she was married to a paninaro.
@blogenfreude: Probably. Dan Quayle’s little boy is one of the ones running for the seat.
Did you kids look at the slide show of Nancy-the-fashonista?
Now I understand the chatter about the scarf.
@karen marie: No, ¿dónde está?
it’s one of the linky links if you go through Jezebel to the Daily Beast.
@karen marie: Ahh, I didn’t click through. I love the greyish-purple suit she was wearing the other day. Fabulous!
@karen marie: @SanFranLefty: The red dress in #3 really accentuates her hooters.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Don’t talk about Nancy’s hooters like that!
ADD: In her defense, she gave birth to five children!
ADD2: Where does she carry her shit? I assume she has someone two steps behind her carrying her purse? I don’t carry a purse, but I always need pockets for my iPhone/keys/wallet/blistex/eyedrops. Miz Nancy is wearing outfits with no functioning pockets (sure, some of those suits have pockets, but they’re not bulging with shit like mine are). I guess that’s what Congressional interns are for?
@SanFranLefty: Every day I thank my male forebears for upholding the right of men to have tons of pockets.
@nojo: In the field I wear cargo pants, into which I can comfortably stash notebook, ‘berry, gum/snack, some local currency and ID, a water bottle and even a camera if I think I may come across some human rights violationswild elephants.
@nojo:
would that be a trade off for ties do you think?
@Capt Howdy: I honestly don’t remember the last time I wore a tie. I’m going to guess 1995-ish.
For that matter, I’m going to guess my lifetime tie-wearing moments are in the single digits. Three come to mind.
@nojo:
ditto
dont own one
I only use mine for light bondage.
@Capt Howdy: I drew a parody of a tie-tying chart in high school. The final illustration was the dude hanging himself.
Years later, that drawing was still in the high school drama dressing room.
Many years later, I still have the chart itself. In case of emergencies.
@nojo:
actually I think I do own ONE. I bought it on the beach in Venice.
it has a hand painted naked lady on it.
You want art, I’ma show you some art: http://southjersey.craigslist.org/for/1661972128.html
Its a must see.
@nojo: Two, that I can remember.
@Prommie:
wow
It has an electric cord AND switch.
@Capt Howdy: The Lido?
@mellbell: Diane Keaton has worn more ties than I have.
@Prommie:
closer to santa monica
@Capt Howdy: I am so tempted to buy it, but really, my heart is set on finding a similar treatment of a unicorn, preferably one with wings, and I know this would be settling.
For my man-cave.
I regularly find old, moth-eaten mounted animal heads for sale, and I so want one. Dear and Elk are fine and dandy, but for sheer repugnant awesomeness, a traditionally mounted, snarling boar’s head, thats what I really want.
And one of those old glass bell-jars from the days of Teddy Roosevelt, with a display of taxidermied songbirds perched in a tree branch.
@Prommie:
Legal should confiscate that immediately.
@Capt Howdy: “Handed down from 2 generations. In great condition.”
No dust in the back of the closet.
@Prommie:
http://www.necromance.com/index.php?resolution=800
Knock yourself out.
This store pisses me off, though, they sell little glass paperweights with Nazi postage stamps in them. Yuck.
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