Pay No Attention to the Men in Front of the Curtain
Title: “American Conspiracies: Lies, Lies, and More Dirty Lies that the Government Tells Us”
Authors: Jesse Ventura and Dick Russell
Rank: 32
Blurb: “Unanswered questions remain about how the towers were brought down and whether a plane really struck the Pentagon.”
Review: “Ventura is the conspiracy action figure that America needs the most now.”
Customers Also Bought: “Rothschild’s Choice: Barack Obama and the Hidden Cabal Behind the Plot to Murder America”
Footnote: Why go to the trouble? Just check corporate political donations. Or Fox News. Most American conspiracies are hidden in plain sight.
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“Ventura is the conspiracy action figure that America needs the most now.”
Jesse is G.I. Black Copter/Kix* with Tenuous Grip (on reality)?
*Kix was one of the dumbest 90s conspiracies ever. Basically the cereal was said to be in cahoots with the ZOG/NWO/UN because a contest divided up the US Americuh into six zones which some sugar addled half wit imagined to be ZOG/NWO/UN zones of occupation when they came for US Americuh.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)