Rimshot Special: And $20,000 Without Them
The Minnesota-Bachmann Victory Committee is charging $10,000 for a personal photo op with Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin. [HuffPo, via Political Wire]
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I would pay $20 for a Bachmann/Palin rimjob perhaps. Just for the kitsch value.
How personal? Are we talking threesome personal? Cause I’d pay 10s of dollars for that.
It better include full anal.
For another $10,000 you can tit fuck them while watching films of the Nuremberg rallies.
While they sing the “Fortuna, Imperatrix Mundi” movement from the Carmina Bruana– or all of it that Palin can fit on her left hand anyway.
I just want to know, which one wears the strap-on? Either way, I just can’t see it. Not that I’d want to.
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