Oregon Ducks vs. Masturbating Bears
Conan O’Brien opens “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” in Eugene. Eugene, Oregon. Nojo’s ancestral home. That one. Local-humor pronunciation guide: “You-GENE”, “Orygun”, “Wil-LAM-met”. [Eugene Register-Guard]
He’s coming to the Tower in Philly — tickets are something ridiculous, and I think it’s when my brother is getting married. So, boo! But for a small fortune, you can go to some cocktail party, meet Coco, get some autographed swag (well, I guess it’s only swag if it’s free, eh?)… Meh.
@JNOV: Saw Carson once in Vegas. I recall him being funny, but it wasn’t otherwise memorable. Except for Dad slipping the usher a twenty for good seats. And the tit show.
@JNOV: On the bright side, “Conan O’Brien isn’t making a single cent off his upcoming 30 city comedy tour — sources tell TMZ that Coco is doing the whole thing so he can employ his former ‘Tonight Show’ staff.”
An NDN woman lawyer I know is now the AD at Evergreen State College in Olympia WA, thereby making her a Geoduck.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.