Oregon Ducks vs. Masturbating Bears
Conan O’Brien opens “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” in Eugene. Eugene, Oregon. Nojo’s ancestral home. That one. Local-humor pronunciation guide: “You-GENE”, “Orygun”, “Wil-LAM-met”. [Eugene Register-Guard]
He’s coming to the Tower in Philly — tickets are something ridiculous, and I think it’s when my brother is getting married. So, boo! But for a small fortune, you can go to some cocktail party, meet Coco, get some autographed swag (well, I guess it’s only swag if it’s free, eh?)… Meh.
@JNOV: Saw Carson once in Vegas. I recall him being funny, but it wasn’t otherwise memorable. Except for Dad slipping the usher a twenty for good seats. And the tit show.
@JNOV: On the bright side, “Conan O’Brien isn’t making a single cent off his upcoming 30 city comedy tour — sources tell TMZ that Coco is doing the whole thing so he can employ his former ‘Tonight Show’ staff.”
An NDN woman lawyer I know is now the AD at Evergreen State College in Olympia WA, thereby making her a Geoduck.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?