God’s Handjob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmvnXKRfdb8

Never one to miss an opportunity to invoke divine intervention, Sarah Palin is now claiming Isaiah 49:16 (“Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands; thy walls are continually before me.”) as scriptural support for her cribnote palmistry:

“Hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it’s good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage he says, I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you. And I’m like OK, I’m in good company.”

There’s video showing her saying as much, but since it’s Afterparty Monday, we’re going with Sam Jackson quoting Ezekiel 25:17, “The Lord is My Badass.”

Palin On Her Palm Notes: God Did It Too [TPM]

nojo
4:29 pm • Monday • March 8, 2010
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Dodgerblue

4:56 pm • Monday • March 8, 2010

It’s Yahweh or the highway.

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