Marco Rubio Wins CPAC Gold for Cluelessness

It’s the first day of the Conservative Political Action Conference, and we already have a winner:
“The president couldn’t find anywhere to set up a teleprompter to announce new taxes,” Rubio said of the snow accumulation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gosh darn, that Obama Teleprompter Meme is really funny. It’s even funnier when you make a crack about it while standing in front of teleprompters.
Rubio makes fun of Obama teleprompter [The Hill]
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And it’s even funnier to shit on the IRS when one of their buildings is on fire in Austin courtesy of an anti-tax nut.
Hehe. Comedy should be about the joke not being one.
CPAC is actually the Comedic Challenged Political Action Conference.
Fucking retard giving retards everywhere a bad name.
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