22 Bahman

Why should they? In Fatass Diabeetus Candyland, all the bad guys are fiber pushing, vegetable eating Hitlers, Maos and Stalins.

TJ/ Uh, so that section of the SAT Jr tanked last time? He went from a 480 to a 720. O_o

@JNOV:
mazel tov! it’s a proven fact that remaining awake for the SAT greatly increases your score.

@baked: RIGHT! He says, “I know! It’s amazing I actually stayed awake this time.”

@JNOV: Wow, Jr! What a smarty-pants. It’s amazing how being awake can increase one’s score.

@JNOV:

Awesome. That kid is going places.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: Soon, I hope.

@SanFranLefty: <3

@JNOV: Awesome! Did you know that staying awake during the SAT greatly increases your score? :-P

Wait, Iran is still around? I’d assumed it had been swallowed up in the vortex created by Michael Jackson’s death. That’s what the news led me to believe, anyway.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: Not with all this snow, I’m not.

@baked: @JNOV: @SanFranLefty: @TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m amazed that I managed to finish that section in the first place. I was running on, maybe, four hours of sleep and I usually run out of time even when I get my beauty rest. Mom keeps trying to coax me into being excited, but I refuse to compromise my values for her sake.

@baked: @SanFranLefty: @TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Biggie Smalls!

@nojo: We so don’t get it. All we know is that he’s dead, right?

@JNOV: South Park reference.

@nojo: Satan’s Super Sweet Sixteen? (We’re trying here.)

@nojo: We were talking about Biggie Smalls at brunch on Sunday.

@JNOV: Correct. And to tie my Incredibly Obscure Reference together, three people said the same thing at the same time.

@nojo: Ahhh! Genius! Saw some shite emo dude interviewing South Park ppl about how they’ve so revelant. Churn out each ep in like 3 days.

Drunk.

Coffee and cigs now. Xanax mithg kill me. IPA! Yay! Boo!

@JNOV: Well, if I have to explain it, I haven’t done my job. It’s only Genius if it works.

@JNOV: Lol, he wasn’t emo, but he was certainly a douche.