The Retard Index
Number of words used by Sarah Palin’s ghostwriter on her Facebook page to denounce Rahm Emanuel for saying “fucking retarded” in a private meeting: 390
Number of words used by Sarah Palin’s spokesbot in an email to denounce Rush Limbaugh for repeatedly saying “retards” to his audience of millions: 15
Palin Camp Rips Limbaugh, Hits His “Retard” Comment As “Crude And Demeaning” [Plum Line]
I spent years seriously trying to determine if my fellow Duh-meriKKKans are retarded or crazy.
*SPOILER ALERT*
It’s both.
Funny – none of the words used criticizing Rush Limbaugh were “Rush” or “Limbaugh”.
Facebook changes coming tonight.
Yup, I was about to make that observation. In fact the statement supposedly criticizing Linbaugh was a broad, generalized statement on tone, not directed at anyone in particular.
But then, let’s face it: Trig has never been anything other than a pawn in Palin’s megalomaniacal quest. The notion that the statement criticizing Rahm reflects genuine concern for differently-abled retards is a joke.
Depending on who is telling the story..Palin either slams or is miffed at Goobenor Rick Perry’s campaign manager for using the word retarded. Either way she does not call upon the Texas Goobenor to ask for his aide’s resignation. She will be in Texas to campaign for the Goobener this weekend.
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