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I am no fan of BigLaw, but this Akin Gump holiday e-card is pretty clever.


honesty from a law firm? is this one of those new laws taking effect on the 1st?

would you put this where the sun dont shine?

@Capt Howdy: No. But I am continually amazed by the ability of budding capitalists to make money from Obama’s image.

Cute. But, as a law firm, that is not their image.


Hey, SFL. Looks like our mayor borrowed a page from yours. I guess fucking the mayor is lucrative all over. Here, though, you have to put a bag over his head.


@Jamie Sommers:

I am considering abaqndoning the use of TJ/ as a warning for threadjacking, here. This entire blog is a threadjack. Even the posts.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to that. Hell, I’ve threadjacked my own comments.

@Jamie Sommers: Yes, well, they can’t all be Sam Adams or Cory Booker (the latter of whom just recently corralled a bunch of volunteers to shovel some lady’s dad’s sidewalk because she couldn’t get away from work to do it herself).

@mellbell: Aw, sweet. And a little disappointing because I initially didn’t think you meant shoveling some lady’s sidewalk literally.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Speaking of shoveling, does your mayor have a taste for the fine Colombian? That’s one of the most durable rumors w/r/t Mayor McDreamy.

@SanFranLefty: Not unless you mean Colombia’s #1 legal export. Mayor McDork had a Starbucks installed in City Hall so he wouldn’t have to walk two blocks for his hourly fix.

@SanFranLefty: Who’s mayor McDreamy? is columbia’s main export still cocaine? I remember when “the fine Columbian” meant something else, before pron and cocaine. Now its the dank Canadian.

Re-write that song, manchu, it should now be “The Crown Royal Manhattan, the fine northern lights.”

And in another Mayor McDreamy story, apparently he wants to run for Governor of Hawai’i. Man! All the cool kids were in Hawaii – Cynica, Barry & Shelley Oh! and the girls, White House Press Corps, Dodger, Mayor McDreamy…oh yeah, and Rush Limbaugh.

What’s our new mantra, though? Next year in Hawaii!

@SanFranLefty: It’s the mantra that will keep us going in the bad times.

@SanFranLefty: Been there, done that, Oahu, the windward side, when it was like not even a scene. I heard the Solomons are an absolute shithole. We could have the whole place to ourselves. Hang out and take pictures of the next copper mine strikes. Or Fiji. By the time we get there, we can pick sides when a Melanasian general that wants to kick around the ethnic South Asians. It’s like a 10 year cycle or something. There are also fleabitten islands off the south coast of Queensland that have the advantage of QLD weather and beaches, Aussie wines and cannibal anarchy airfare discounts.

@FlyingChainSaw: “There are also fleabitten islands off the south coast of Queensland that have the advantage of QLD weather and beaches, Aussie wines and cannibal anarchy airfare discounts.”

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

@SanFranLefty: No, not at all, just as an expression of opportunities for low-cost outlaw entertainment in the West Pacific.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: This entire blog is a threadjack.

That would be a blogjack, and you are correct.

@FlyingChainSaw: Hey darling, check out the latest volley against B of A. I was shocked that your thoughts the other night weren’t quoted alongside the National Association of Consumer Advocates and US PIRG.

@SanFranLefty: Yes, your majesty, I dropped in a little note about our PSA. Hopefully, some BofA PR people will follow it and vomit blood when they see the Santa graphic. This guy Pavone sounds like a real piece of shit.

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