Glenn Beck Fulfills Resolution to Make One Sane Comment in 2010
Enjoy it while it lasts, folks:
Today there is a concerted effort on all radio stations to get Birthers on the air. I have to tell you, are you working for the Barack Obama administration? I mean, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard…
I know it’s way out on a limb here. But as the guy who the media says is the king of conspiracy theories, all I do are forward conspiracy theories, let me forward this conspiracy. He was born here because it seems a little unlikely that somebody planted the birth records, okay, a little unlikely, in the newspapers. Now you would say, well, then why doesn’t he just produce? Good question. That one kept me up for minutes at a time, minutes.
Well, that was nice. But word to the wise, Glenn: Keep that up and we’ll take back your Stinque Award.
Birthers Birthing [Glenn Beck, via Washington Independent]
Meanwhile, Tweety questions whether Obama should be basking in Hawaii while the country is snowbound.
Offhand…
Shrub: Texas
Reagan: California
Nixon: California
LBJ: Texas
Brrrr!
@nojo:
Hey! It was totally 70 Degrees out here a couple days before Christmas! I had to wear a windbreaker!
@nojo: Tweety needs new meds.
@nojo: Fuck you, Tweetfuck. What you’d give to be pestorking Michelle on the beach, the surf pounding all around, her beautiful hands ripping fistfuls of fur off of your back, yeah, the periodic motion provoking volcanic eruptions, the shrieks and howls of passion driving whales wild for thousands of miles away, yeah, a real fucking vacation. What an asshole.
@nojo: Hey, it snowed in Dallas on Xmas Day!
Republicans crying wolf, good thing, someday, soon, mojo will be all used up.
@Promnight: soon, mojo will be all used up.
Which leaves you with “nojo”. Let’s not go there.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!