Surprise: Iranian Gov’t Lies About Not Shooting Protesters
The protesters need to put on ayatollah masks, grab those paracop fucktards, rip their heads off and fuck the wet holes on TV, track down the ayatollatards and rip out their eyes and skullfuck them to death on ESPN payperview.
@FlyingChainSaw: ‘No, no!’ said the Queen. ‘Sentence first—verdict afterwards.’
Reading Persepolis a few months ago for the Stinque Book Club (am I the only one who misses it?) inspired me to look for more literature about the Iranian diaspora. I read The Septembers of Shiraz over the holiday break (my vacation reading list not being quite as bleak as Dodger’s Nazi reading), and now I’m looking for more books about Iran if anyone has suggestions.
@blogenfreude: The protesters need to put on ayatollah masks, grab those paracop fucktards, try, convict and sentence them to death, rip their heads off and fuck the wet holes on TV, track down the ayatollatards, try, convict, sentence them to death and rip out their eyes and skullfuck them to death on ESPN payperview.
Here’s where the protesters caught up … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDSBy7k3VHk&feature=player_embedded
@FlyingChainSaw: I think I could help with everything but the skullfucking.
@karen marie: Excellent find – the BSG style soundtrack is an interesting choice.
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