Is Wanda Sykes Telekinetic? Let’s Hope So! Wanda, Say: ‘I Hope His Head Explodes’

Can Wanda Sykes Will Limbaugh to Die? Let's Find Out! Maybe Jesus will nuke Fuckbaugh if she promises him a taste of her luscious breasts. Yes, oh, God, yes.

The incredibly funny and unimaginably luscious Wanda Sykes famously wished that Rush Limbaugh’s heart would fail at Obama’s first White House Correspondents dinner this year, responding to Fuckbaugh’s howling condemnation of Obama and wish that he and his presidency fail.

Well, it appears Wanda has special powers, command of the paranormal and a profoundly righteous sense of justice, as Oxybaugh was carried off to a hospital on Honolulu yesterday after complaining of chest pains.

Maybe, just maybe, however, Wanda needs a little help with her aim.

Wanda, Stinque.com is prepared to appoint you an honorary columnist for life in these august pages if you could offer up a conclusively fatal invocation that Rush Limbaugh’s head explodes into really, really small pieces, like the size of BBs.

Your first telekinetic swing at the diabolical monster of hate and treason radio came close to cleaning up the airwaves but unfortunately Oxybaugh vacations too close to hospitals to assure complete success. Limslime is apparently still alive and at large, apparently resting in evil repose at the hospital.

Try this: find a windswept parking lot behind a liquor store; face east; throw your hands skyward and shout, “I hope Rush Limbaugh’s head explodes into a red mist of rancid oxy’tard brains and falls to earth, never to curse us with another evil, mistaken, fucktarded thought again.”

If you’re successful, please contact us at God@Stinque.com and we’ll set you up with administrative credentials.