Vote for a Senator You Can Trust to Pestork the Ladies

It’s guest columnist day! We’ve invited Andy Martin, famed originator of the Obama Muslim rumor, to dish on his Illinois opponent.
I’m Andy Martin, Republican candidate for United States Senator. I approved this message because Illinois Republicans deserve the truth about their candidates.
I have over forty years of experience and integrity fighting corruption, and fighting for the truth in politics.
I helped expose many of Barack Obama’s lies in 2008.
Today, I am fighting for the facts about Mark Kirk. Illinois Republican leader Jack Roeser says there is a “solid rumor that Kirk is a homosexual.” Roeser suggests that Kirk is part of a Republican Party homosexual club. Lake County Illinois Republican leader Ray True says Kirk has surrounded himself with homosexuals.
Mark Kirk should tell Republican voters the truth.
I’m Andy Martin, a Republican you can trust for U.S. Senator.
Transcript from the Political Ad [WBBM, via Raw Story]
Furthermore, his sister is a known thespian in New York.
“solid rumor that Kirk is a homosexual.” Now there is a substantial indictment. Just like if he was witnessed balls deep in another guy’s ass.
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