Police Report: GOP S&M Sex Icon Bound Woman with Belt; Beat Her Unconscious
The police incident report recovered by the crusading Kansas City Star reveals allegations of former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton’s Republican savage sexual deviance that would make Idi Amin blush, including one attempt at forcible bondage, apparently some kind of family-values ritual.
GOP S&M Sex Icon Jetton has been charged with second-degree assault after a Sikeston woman reported he came to her home, apparently drugged her, battered her black and blue for hours and allegedly had sex with her unconscious body in the best traditions of the GOP.
The Star recovered the report, obviously written by a very literate cop with an eye for the lurid, the wanton and the diabolical, chronicled Jetton’s savage GOP mauling of the unnamed woman and the physical and psychic scars her encounter with the GOP icon left behind.
The alleged victim told police that she and Jetton began watching a football game and later a movie, and that Jetton twice made sexual moves that she rebuffed.
“(The victim) states the next thing she remembered, she was on the floor in the living room and Mr. Jetton was trying to restrain both of her hands with what appeared to be a leather belt,” the report says.
When she slipped her hands out of the restraint, the report said, Jetton hit her face at least four times and she lost consciousness.
She alleged that she woke again as she was being choked. Her version of the events indicates she was suggesting the wine they were drinking was drugged. A third time she came to, Jetton was having intercourse with her, she alleged.
This is the kind of wholesome lovemaking that defines the GOP’s relationship with sex and which made Jetton the party icon and symbol of American family values rectitude that he is today. In fact, Jetton is so keen on the matter of conventional sex that he “fired a state lawmaker from his committee chairmanship in 2007 because the lawmaker had changed a bill in order to end a state ban on gay sex — or what Jetton called ‘deviate sexual intercourse’,” according to TMP Muckraker.
Like all GOP leaders, Jetton knows in his heart that sex is to be consummated by a woman and a man with a blunt object or a fist he is ordained by god to push into her face – at least until she howls the safe word in the throws of agony and mortal fear – and drugs to render her unconscious when she refuses sex. That’s wholesome snugglebunnies in the GOP way.