Reagan’s Rotting Corpse Named RNC Chairman
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Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP [The Onion]
TJ: City and County of Ess Eff wins big against Catholic Church trying to hide its assets from molestation lawsuits.
Onion today FOX tomorrow.
There’s only one thing worse than a pedophile….
showing this to some coworkers and got the usual “but have you seen . . . ”
right wingers are being mean to Huckelbee.
With cop-killing, Mike Huckabee’s political career is over . . . as it should be
kill tens of thousands of civilians and you are a hero. commute one sentence and you are a pariah.
strange people.
“I came suddenly, a jolt that emptied my head like a spoon scraping the inside of a soft-boiled egg” clinched the award for The Kindly Ones.
@Capt Howdy:
They’re very Stalinesque (“one life is a tragedy, a million is a statistic”)
Ever wonder why there are quite a few Russians who hungered for Stalin?
These are their relatives in mentality.
@ManchuCandidate: And comedy is tragedy plus time.
@nojo:
You know what the secret to comedy is?
@nojo:
Oh. You knew already.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Blazing Saddles at 15 warps you for life.
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Note to self: Create new audio for Mary Poppins “I Love to Laugh” sequence. As the camera guys like to say, floating to the ceiling requires a practical source.
U@nojo:
there is much to love about you, young padawan.
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