Foreigners’ Love for America Only Proves Their Hatred of Americans
Andrew Sullivan interprets this Gallup map to mean that maybe the bad Muslims out in Saudi Arabia don’t hate us as much as we thought, because they want to be us. Of the 700 Million people who want to migrate, a quarter would like to end up in America, and another 6% want to go to America Lite, which is Canada. Of course, Sullivan forgets to consider that perhaps all those people want to move here to murder us. That’s 175 million more terrorist illegal immigrants we’re going to have to kill. And we’ll probably do something stupid like go and elect one of them President Barack Obama.
700 Million Worldwide Desire to Migrate Permanently [Gallup]
Why Do They Hate Us (or Maybe They Don’t)? [The Daily Dish]
They’re after our precious bodily fluids…you know… just like we’re after their Oil.
It’s only a matter of time before the helicopters which regularly hover over my ethnically diverse neighborhood morph into Predator drones and start strafing.
They just want to come to America and impregnate the wommin folk, which will ultimately bring us down from the inside!!!11!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.