Oompa Loofahs
Sarah Palin’s Facebook ghostwriter wishes Magaret Thatcher a happy 84th birthday today. Which is 79 fingers more than The Great O’Reilly Loofah Lawsuit, celebrating its fifth anniversary.
Today’s pop quiz: Palin, Thatcher, or O’Reilly?
vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken
Trick question: All three!
O’Reilly Falafel Suit Turns Five [Smoking Gun]
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thanks for that mental image
Hey! I like Falafels and Shwarmas.
O’Reiltard got the sponge mixed up with the things he buys at the cafeteria and fucks in the Fox News men’s room.
The GOP/conservative sex scandals of today are lame compared to the true giants.
@blogenfreude: You just know there is a necrofilia scandal out there in wingtard land waiting to explode. Gingrich, given his depthless evil, is probably into dead, decomposed children.
@blogenfreude: Où sont les scandales d’autrefois?
O, Cocktober, how I miss thee.
@blogenfreude: How the mighty have fallen.
@FlyingChainSaw: Perhaps the ravished bodies are buried in the Falklands Islas Malvinas. Under Maggie’s taxidermified penis.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.