Fat Fuck Hired to Ogle Women
Seeking to top the absurdity of hiring Perez Hilton to judge a beauty pageant, Miss America goes for the gold:
The Miss America Organization (MAO) announced today that Rush Limbaugh has been named as one of the national judges for the 2010 Miss America Pageant…
“We are thrilled to have Rush join us for our pageant this year,” said MAO President and CEO, Art McMaster. “He will bring a thrilling new dimension to the competition and we know that the 2010 Miss America Pageant will be filled with new twists and exciting opportunities with him as one of our national judges.”
We can only pray that one of the exciting opportunities doesn’t involve a cigar.
HOT OFF THE PRESS!! RUSH LIMBAUGH !! [GretaWire/Fox News]
>:-|
Reminds me of the nun that tried to get me into the Jr. Miss Pageant. And I was like, “Are you kidding me?” I’d already decided it was a dumbass ogle fest (for scholarship monies!), but I was like, “Thanks, Sister, but I don’t have a talent.” I hate beauty pageants.
Limbaugh? The name’s familiar. Didn’t he used to be famous?
The more insane he gets, the more they seek to legitimize him.
This is actually good news. Think about it, when was the last time you heard about an A or even B list celebrity judging the Miss America pageant?
I’m pretty sure they can’t even sign Kathy Griffin off the D list for that antiquated POS.
Is it still held in Atlantic City? (Yeah, I’m outta the loop.)
TJ/OMG! The Not the MSNBC Ad is showing me Louboutins!
Did they get a special deal where they pay him in OxyContin pills?
a little older than he prefers but it will be fun Im sure.
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