Wingnut of the Day

“Noun verb, lie. Noun verb ADJECTIVE lie. Adjective noun, crazytalk, ADJECTIVE LIE, crazytalk. Is this going to count toward my time?”

A busy Chicago Bureau says: “MY SPIRIT IS BEING REPLENISHED BY MAYOR DALEY’S BITTER TEARS.”

And what’s this fuckery – they have to play the Olympic anthem before they announce? Sounds like part of the Mary Poppins soundtrack.

Tom Price and Pete Sessions immediately demand that Bachmann apologize to the House for lying on the Floor, and —

Oops, sorry. Vortex opened up in my living room.

Whoo-hoo, Benedick!!! We need you to call Rep. Orange-Man Boehner’s office today!

http://healthcareforamericanow.org/page/s/boehner

Yesterday, GOP minority leader John Boehner, whose party has no health care plan, told reporters, “I’m still trying to find the first American to talk to who’s in favor of the public option, other than a member of Congress or a member of the administration. I’ve not talked one and I get to a lot of places. I’ve not had anyone come up to me — I know I’m inviting them — and lobby for the public option. This is about as unpopular as a garlic milkshake.”

Prove him wrong.

@SanFranLefty:

The trick is, in Boner’s world, if you want a public option you’re a commie socialist nazi fascist and therefore not a real ‘Merican. So his statement isn’t *technically* a lie.

@al2o3cr: I’m sure he’ll be giving up his taxpayer-funded socialist health insurance any day now.

@SanFranLefty: I’m all over it. I think a well-timed call might well do the trick – to use a Republican turn of phrase.