Dregs & Vestiges

Talk to me. See, we actually liked the Muppets on SNL. It’s not that they were funny — that would be a stretch — but that they were weird. So much of SNL was like that, until they built up a tolerance for the drugs. And then it became an institution.

All of which means it’s another slow news day, so have a link dump.

Frontal Lobotomy. Health insurers are like beer companies, says Karl Rove. True — both give you hangovers.
The Road to Idiocracy. Steve King (R-Cornhole) says gay marriage leads to socialism.
Out Standing In Their Field. Fairbanks newspaper apologizes to Talibunny for “A broad in Asia”.
Lunartown. Water discovered on Moon; Southern California immediately acts to divert it.

nojo
2:40 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009
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Choose Your Delusion

Book Birthers Douchebag of the Day

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Capt Howdy

2:45 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

The Road to Idiocracy

we know who the female lead will be dont we?

Carrie Prejean’s Itsy Bitsy Spider Costume

nojo

2:49 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

@Capt Howdy: Which leaves DeLay and who else to do the dance numbers?

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

2:50 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

I loved those muppets. Why would you cancel that? It was genius.

Of course, I was, like, 8.

Capt Howdy

2:51 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

@nojo:
um, depends

Capt Howdy

2:52 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

may I just say:

Najibullah Zazi

I just like saying it.

Prommie

3:00 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

Democrats in Senate gut healthcare reform bill, out of fear powerless minority GOP will gut healthcare reform bill. GOP leaders shit in their hands, throw poop at gutted Bill, shrieking “socialism, fascism, communism, marxism, europeanism, gay marriage, gay marriage.”

nojo

3:04 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

@Prommie: I’m trying to hold my breath until it reaches the conference committee. We won’t really know how much we’re being sold out until then.

Capt Howdy

3:06 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

nancy did just say no to the trigger. whatever that means.

ManchuCandidate

3:58 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU

nojo

4:21 pm • Thursday • September 24, 2009