Another Compassionate Conservative

Another family-values Republican goes down (sorry):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Idw-CzHwgc

Two women, unprotected sex, married with two kids … 3.5 diapers.

SanFranLefty suggests:

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If only this were the worst thing that the Cal legislators are up to this week — the last week of the session. BTW, here is a link to a photo of one of the boffees, the drippy one: http://www.cawrecycles.org/images/Krekorian_Barsuglia

Heh – I LOL’d when the staffers told the reporters that “he would be too busy on the assembly floor”. :)

@Tommmcatt Floats: Apparently she’s experienced in the back seat. So to speak.

I’m impressed anyone got those words out of that recording. I couldn’t hear a thing, and I can’t say I trust the subtitles.

Oh, he gets more diapers…

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two 
children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

Sorry. Sort of.

ADD: That’s what you get for fucking pirates. Not that a ninja would have his dumbass.

ADD ADD: Maybe he doesn’t deserve more diapers but should receive five eye patches instead.

@Dodgerblue: Damn, they’ve taken down the link.

@JNOV: That’s just gross.

ADD: Here she is

This would never have happened but for that brief California flirtation with gay marriage.

Oh, cruel Gay marriage… how many rock-solid heterosexual marriages will you destroy!!!!

@SanFranLefty: That’s a cuter pic than the one I found.

@Tommmcatt Floats:
Hey now. Must take the lojik from GOB (Arrested Development) where 1st and 2nd place are too hot too put out while the 3rd place isn’t that hot, but lacks self esteem and will make hot crazy sex. She’s the Ann Veal of CA lobbyists.

The report makes it sound as if it was another assemblyman who blew the whistle on this guy. Considering the gross detail with which he talked about his affairs and his apparent refusal to STFU about it, I can’t blame the dude.

@JNOV and Tommmcatt Floats: Would have been funnier if he’d made a santorum reference.

Was it two simultaneously? Or just one, then the other? This has bearing on the diapers I can dole out on this. Also, no fursuits?

@Tommmcatt Floats:

Diapers = kink
Eye Patches = stoopid
Refucklican = hypocrite

Meh on the diapers. Bring on the eye patches!

@JNOV: I just have a vision of underwear with eyepatches printed all over them. I know that’s not what he meant, but I like my mental image better.

@SanFranLefty: So they were playing “Heidi de Jong” together?

TJ/ I am on a Trailways bus with wifi. How awesome is that? A bus, people.

OK. So I’m easily impressed but still –

A Trailways bus!!

@SanFranLefty: Oh. OH! He meant like a thong or something? That’s funny, I got the same mental image and didn’t think to question it.

@redmanlaw: Heidie de Schlong, you mean?

The eye-patch, he meant her panties were only the size of an eye-patch, for crying out loud.

There is a treasured insult in the south, “the best part of you dripped down your momma’s ass crack.” Somehow this made me think of that.

@Benedick:

What, no Greyhound? Too good for the dog, are ya?

Garrison Keillor has had a stroke, implausible as that sounds; the good news is it is highly unlikely to affect his delivery.

@Benedick: Why can’t they get wifi on planes, then? You should have taken a Chinatown jitney – those are an adventure.

@SanFranLefty:

Wow. I’m stunned. A Republican doing the right thing? Unheard of.

@SanFranLefty:
Planes fly too fast to use cellphone network internet connections and the bandwith on airplane satellite phones is too low.

@SanFranLefty:
Mark Sanford and David Vitter sez: Doo-all is a wuss.

@Prommie: Ouch! (Like: Keillor’s Reader’s Almanac. Don’t Like: Prairie Home Companion)

@Tommmcatt Floats: I am sure the missuss forced his hand. He has blown his last load into his creampie lobbyist friend; no longer will he be irrigating that valley.

@Prommie:
Apparently he and the missus are bidniz partners.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!:

How can you not like Prarie Home Companion? Soothing entertainment for the 78-year-old grandma in all of us.

ADD: Have your looked has his poetry anthologies Good Poems and Good Poems for Hard Times? He has great taste…

@Prommie:

And here I thought “cream pie” was an exclusively Gay term! Live and learn….

Meanwhile speaking of hypocritical Republicans and sex scandals, 60 South Carolina House Republicans call on Mark Sanford to resign.

@Prommie: I guess she’ll have to move on to his replacement on the Public Utilities Committee.

@Tommmcatt Floats: I hate folksy. That program gets on my last good nerve.

@Mistress Cynica:

But but but “The News from lake Woebegone”! Everyone loves those olde-tymey tales!

We can only hope something good will come out of this whole affair…like the term eyepatch to describe an itty-bitty thong entering common jargon.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: @Mistress Cynica: @Tommmcatt Floats:
Prairie Home Companion:NPR::pledge drive programming:PBS

@SanFranLefty: wonder if it’s something to do with being in CA instead of SC or LA. I also think part of the difference is that he managed to destroy one or two other marriages, not just his own.

@Tommmcatt Floats: Seriously? heh. Finally the straights teach teh gheyz something of some (questionable) value.

@SanFranLefty: Bummer. I was hoping for a week or two of stone-faced denials and grainy videos.

@blogenfreude: I dunno if it’s because it’s California, since we have Mayor McDreamy of SF and Mayor McSteamy of LA with their little sex scandals, but then again, they’re not running around lecturing people on how to conduct their personal lives. I think it’s probably a convergence of factors – the total humiliating spectacle, the pissed off wife not so thrilled about being exposed to every STD the other women had, the state facing a financial crisis of the most abysmal level that the party leadership and Arnie probably ordered him to resign. Oh, that, and when the other shoe drops in the ethics investigation.

@flippin eck: Honestly, this just reminds me of Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. In fact, I think in one episode, Phil is wearing an eyepatch as a thong.

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