Nearer My Assassin to Thee

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo.We haven’t been following all the twists, but that dude who packed an assault rifle to Barry’s Phoenix healthcare rally? His pastor had given a Very Special Sermon about Obama the day before:

You’re going to tell me that I’m supposed to pray for the socialist devil, murderer, infanticide, who wants to see young children and he wants to see babies killed through abortion and partial-birth abortion and all these different things — you’re gonna tell me I’m supposed to pray for God to give him a good lunch tomorrow while he’s in Phoenix, Arizona?

Nope. I’m not gonna pray for his good. I’m going to pray that he dies and goes to hell.

Well, the Lord heard his prayer, and sent the Secret Service to offer communion.

CNN: Secret Service Interviewed Pastor Who Prays For Obama’s Death [TPM]

Really, USSS needs to kick one of these shitheads to death and take a long piss on his face.

This guy’s next sermon should be a doozy.

I’d be mighty disappointed if the real Jeebus didn’t have a sexy Jew-fro.

Teh Krazee … In convenient podcast form!

Guess where Jamie is going to church this Sunday??? (heh heh)

ADD: Oh this site is chock full of hazelnuts.

From the “doctrinal statement” page:

We believe that life begins at conception (fertilization) and reject all forms of abortion including surgical abortion, “morning-after” pills, IVF (In Vitro Fertilization), birth control pills, and all other processes that end life after conception.
This word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

We believe that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination which God punishes with the death penalty.
Uh, doesn’t He punish all of us with the death penalty … eventually?

We oppose … liberalism.
So you reject Jesus. Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

Not as annoying as Drue and her guy, but annoying nonetheless [video].

@Jamie Sommers: OMFG, are you going to go for reals? Will you take a hidden video camera and liveblog? Also, have you read The Prince yet? I’m still stuck on page 2. Will read the rest this weekend. We picked this for you, girl, so you gotta read it!

Meanwhile, in Boston: For those keeping score, John Kerry is a lot funnier than Joe Biden.

@nojo: Will they take Ted by train to DC? I do intend to go to the tracks and watch his train pass by, if so.

GHW Bush, whats with him?

Can it be shame?

Call me a tinfoiler, but I do believe, I do believe, that GHWB was involved in the JFK assassination. He was in up to his neck in the CIA and Cuba and the Bay of Pigs, and every guess at the true story of the JFK assassination ties it in with Cuba and the Bay of Pigs, and the Miami Cubans have been the Bush family private thug squad ever since.

@Promnight: No clue. I didn’t know they’d be Farewell Blathering tonight — tuned in for Dinner Umbrage with Keith, and there’s Orrin Hatch telling tales out of school.

@Promnight: You read Russ Baker’s book about the family?

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