Sarah Palin Hearts Death Panels

Tears of AWESOME.

In her defense, I am sure she didn’t know what she was signing.

@Mistress Cynica: OT-Does your kitty have a gray goatee. He/she looks just exactly like my cat Tommy

I wonder if she signed it on the 16th so as not to interfere with the previous day’s “Paying Taxes is a Patriotic Duty” proclamation.

@texrednface: She has a white chin and throat. Such a pretty color combination.

Palin vs Palin.

Just like when she attacked “cap and trade” this spring, while the McCain Palin campaign website still had up its position on cap and trade, which they were in favor of.

My hate and rage and loathing is beyond expression, for this woman.

I read this proclamation twice and the language is clear: the state of Alaska is mandating that National Guardsmen assemble on this day every year and decide which old ladies’ doors to kick down before they bayonet them to death and feast on their stringy flesh. Yeah, yeah, there are a lot of weasel words in there but the meaning is all too obvious. This should really be called Die, Die, Die, Fucking Grandma, Fucking Die Day. Talibunny is a gericidal maniac.

@FlyingChainSaw: No, she’s only saying that the Native Alaskan grandmas should die. They’re not real white US ‘Merikens, doncha know!

@SanFranLefty: I keep forgetting, you are right, first and foremost she is White Power Barbie!

@FlyingChainSaw: No, no, no, they may not protect their population of native folks, but they don’t mind stealing ideas from them. Every April 16, they put Grandmas on the ice floes and gently nudge them out into the Bering Strait. The melting glaciers help ensure the floes keep getting bigger and bigger, with plenty of space for more.

@flippin eck: Why April 16?

@SanFranLefty: See, you are an Attorney and can detect nuances that escape the laity.